The EvilImp™ 'Jingle Boyz'

For some reason the christmas holidays have become the time for dance programmes that, for reasons past understanding, make it onto television.

Apart from the usual classical ballet re-treads, this year brought us a couple of "documentaries" one of which was 'Ballet Boyz, The Next Generation' broadcast on More4 (part of Channel4) on christmas day.

The film is, ostensibly, about the next generation of the Ballet Boyz, the London based dance company of former ballet dancers William Trevitt and Michael Nunn, who also made the film.

The press blurb for the programme tells us that it was "two years" in the making which is odd because over the 45 minute running time nothing much at all seems to happen.

It starts, predictably enough, with an audition but before you can take a breath we have moved on through the dancers being chosen, having their hair cut for a photo-op, a few weeks prep work, some rehearsals, some more rehearsals, a premiere, another audition and another premiere.

There is no surface which is not skimmed throughout the entire programme. No background depth on why these particular dancers were chosen and, ultimately, why some of them were replaced. Nothing about why relatively un-trained dancers were used instead of some of the many hundreds of unemployed, fully trained dancers or why they are all male.

No interviews with the dancers detailing their experiences, or their issues with learning the new work. In fact we get to know so little about the dancers that you don't even notice which ones get replaced.

What we do get are numerous shots of Mr Nunn and Mr Trevitt mugging to camera telling us how hard everything is and how exciting everything is. We didn't time it but you appear to see more of the [old] Boyz than you do of the work the company is creating and performing.

When they are on camera the [old] Boyz don't come across very sympathetically at all. At one stage, whilst choosing a new choreographer to work with, Mr Nunn tells us how they are going to pay this particular individual a "shed load of money" to create a piece.

As if the arts didn't have a hard enough time as it is convincing the general public, who pay for this stuff (Ballet Boyz are funded by Arts Council England), that funding culture is a good idea we have this buffoon acting like a tone deaf dilettante, apparently throwing other people's money around like confetti.

Downhill in Africa

The second half of the programme is where the wheels really come off the wagon as the company heads, en-masse, to Ethiopia, for reasons that are never fully explained.

For the opening skirmish the [old] Boyz (one of whom has taken the time to put on a full Steadicam rig*) are at the airport in Addis Ababa looking for the [new] Boyz who have managed to disappear into the vacuum cleaner like security apparatus.

They discover their proteges sitting on the floor in arrivals looking somewhat dejected because their luggage is still in London.

What follows is several minutes of the entire company, camera gear in tow, wondering around Addis Ababa trying to buy some temporary clothes for the [new] Boyz.

At one stage Mr Nunn claims that the local retailers want to charge them "£5,000" for "socks and pants" a state of affairs he is evidently disgusted with.

The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) describes the Ethiopian economy as "poverty-stricken" where "per capita income is among the lowest in the world".

Ethiopia's population is approximately 91 Million, the population in the UK is 62 Million. The UK government spent $1.06Trillion(USD) looking after its citizens in 2010, the Ethiopian government had just over $5Billion(USD) to spend on their citizens.

So yes, if they see westerners wondering around, especially one with £20,000(GBP) worth of camera gear strapped to his chest, they are going to try it on a little but you don't act like a petulant jackass who just got overcharged in a Soho restaurant.

You exercise a little cool headed judgement and move on because the Ethiopians have some real issues to deal with, you have lost luggage to deal with.

Also, given the [old] Boyz travel experience it might have been a good idea for them to suggest to the [new] Boyz that they pack a couple of changes of clothes in their carry on bags. Most people do that no matter where they are travelling. Farcical market shenanigans avoided.

At this stage we're not sure the [old] Boyz should be left in charge of a lost kitten, much less a dance company.

More Tone Deaf

The pace of the "documenting" continues much as it did in London with various bits and pieces of footage thrown together of the [new] Boyz working with a group of Ethiopian dancers, from a local dance company, to put together a show.

The voice over, provided by the [old] Boyz, grinds on with some hysterics about lights (they don't have any) and various minor injuries and afflictions befalling the dancers at one stage or another.

Again, taking their location into account, this all sounds completely ridiculous. If you don't have any lights why didn't you FedEx some across with you (it can be done, we checked) or do the show outside. Such things are mind numbing minutia that should't be in a documentary when there are bigger stories to be told.

The final slap in the face comes with another voice-over, this time from Mr Trevitt, saying that the show has raised £600 that will enable the local dance company to keep going for another year.

It would be a heart warming moment were it not for the fact that we know that ACE funded this little film to the tune of £40,000 and Channel 4 threw in another £40,000.

We don't know what they spent the money on but £80,000 to put this nonsense onto a digital memory card was £79,950 too much (the £50 was for the memory card). ACE could have just given the money to the company in Addis Ababa and a whole lot more could have been achieved.


The entire documentary comes across as nothing more than a photo-op. It's all empty packaging with nothing inside the box, the film doesn't scratch the surface because surface is all there is.

In the wacky world of dance the Ballet Boyz are a divisive company. The Middle England Ladies That Lunch club seem to love them and what they do. The wider dance profession looks upon them slightly puzzled by all the support and attention they get. Here in TheLab™ we're running out of reasons not to have the [old] Boyz thrown in a North Korean Prison for a very long time.

The main reason being we don't have the power to throw people in prison. If only wishing made it so!

[ 'Ballet Boyz - The Next Generation' on 4OD ]

*Steadicam is a brand name for a camera stabilisation device comprising a body harness, spring loaded arm and a "sled" that holds the camera and other gear so the operator can create smooth tracking shots.

  • Jmortimer

    Would have been better to send the £ 80,000 to Ethiopia. As someone who is trying to make a difference though dance..... This cannot be viewed as value for money.
    If I felt the old boyz really had any interest in their new talent I would feel a little better.... But in this film the new boys were largely nameless... This was about aged dancers hanging on ..... badly !!

    And also what about the girls..... Dance is for both genders... We get it ! Boys dance ... It's no longer a novelty? They don't needs leg up.. They just need to be good.

  • Di Vinci in London

    This was an awful programme! A waste of money, contemporary dance does britains got (a lack of) talent.

  • torg

    What a load of drool. Very little dancing for one, most the time a camcorder was stuck in the Balletboyz faces as they attempted to prove that what they are doing (which is a pretty un-interesting project) to be in-fact the best thing that ever happened to the world. There ar so many projects involving young people which are doing a great job, and dont need a shoddy t.v programme to prove it. (plus the dancers aren't young/untrained)

    And in the most ridiculous idea ever, they all had to shave their heads and go shopping at river island to get 'the right look'. Since when do dancers look like that?! or who even gives a $%^& that they look like that!? I would have been humiliated, poor dancers. I was genuinely feeling sorry for them. Getting caught up in a pretty un-tasteful fantasy of 2 egoists.

    This is what ACE or we want the general public to see?! No wonder the arts come under such scrutiny. I didn't really have an opinion about the balletboyz, now i have pretty strong ones. I watched this with my family, now they have a pretty warped idea of the world im in, thanks for that!

    If you want to jump on a bandwagon then the best of luck, please dont take the rest along of the ride.

  • I also saw this doc. and am baffled and shocked that it has been shown on TV - it is not the 'dance world' I know, thats for sure. If only more intelligent work was given as much time/money. I can think of numerous artists to make their own documentary which would actually be of interest and say something worthwhile to the art-form.

  • Kema

    If you haven't watched this, watch it at the link above!!

    I've watched 4 minutes so far. They auditioned, admitted it was more about looks than ability and then proceeded to cut the "successful" auditionees hair so they looked right!

    42 minutes to go.

    Kema, Manchester, Mid England

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