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A conversation between Wayne McGregor and a bloke from ACE back in the mid 90's, it didn't happen but maybe it should have!

Hello Mr McGregor, thank you for coming in today

Cyber!

Beg Pardon?

It's Cyber man...... Cyber!

But it says Wayne McGregor on your application form Mr Cyber!

Sorry?

No need to apologise Mr Cyber, now we need to discuss your application form, one bit of it in particular!

CPU, Man!

..... Indeed! Now we need some clarification on the following, you say your work is (reads from sheet) 'an infusion of corporeal, juxtaposed, malformed slices of infinitely varied transpositions and textures within a space bound only by the divisions of inner reality in a phased alteration with a tri aural sound-scape fused with both qausi neo-classical melodies and inferred but not stated post-modern rhythms in the form of a small couch, a purple couch to be exact' ...........

Binary man, Binary......... what's the problem?

Not wishing to be blunt Mr Cyber but nobody is going to understand that! In fact we have put this application in front of the most pre-eminent thinkers in the country and they ran from the room as if in flames!

Digital....................!

Quite so! Can't you just make some nice movement with music and, you know, put it on a stage for people to watch? We like that! We're also not sure about all this insect stuff!

Gigahertz.............................!

What? ........ Why do you keep twitching your head like that Mr Cyber?

it's Wayne Man!

Yes, I liked that film, thought Tom Cruise was marvelous in it! thank you for coming in today Mr Cyber. Sorry but we're going to spend the money on some Morris Dancers in Bracknell!

USB!...................

Think of all the needless suffering that could have ended right there! Allegedly.