The Jackass

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Most regular people hate to repeat themselves. It's pointless, it's irritating and it just proves that the person you were speaking too wasn't paying any attention and is therefore completely ignorant and undeserving of any respect.

Just six months after the Artistic Director of Dance East, Assis Carriero, put her foot ever so firmly in her mouth with her ridiculous comments about female dance makers we have not one, not even two but three colossal idiots being quoted in the press uttering the same prehistoric drivel that women can't cope in the dance world, "just because".

Hiding in the shadows, under a soggy cardboard box mired in the London sewage, we have Arts Council England, trying very hard, and failing miserably, to be diplomatic. We'll get to them later.

Alistair Spalding, chief bottle washer at Sadler's Wells Theatre in London, gets the tomfoolery underway when responding to the Guardian newspaper asking why there are so few female dance makers being offered commissions by him and his theatre

His response to that question is highlighted in the video above. The video is in HD so press the full screen button for maximum effect and feel free to embed wherever you choose, the cost is on us!

Article19 has made a video response to this latest nonsense because we already have an editorial about just how stupid the comments made by Assis Carriero were last year. Also, it's nice to share.

Although female dance makers lack the assertiveness to be taken seriously by Mr Spalding any idiot with a YouTube account and a dodgy video camera can still enter the theatre's online competition, the name of which escapes us.

ACE, in a communications debacle reminiscent of the Nixon era, tried very hard to craft a response that won't instantly cause your demise at the end of the first sentence. They failed miserably.

No surprise that Janet Archer, the Head of National Dance Strategy for ACE, had nothing of substance to say at all. In fact she didn't really say anything. ACE's press flacks wrote something, Ms Archer edited it and they released it as a statement.

Welcome to ACE in the 21st century and their response to Mr Spalding's comments.

"We acknowledge that women face challenges in dance, partly born out of the fact that there are more women than men working in the dance profession. That inevitably leads, for some, to a loss of confidence and at times a lack of visibility.

Arts Council England is working very hard to promote equality of opportunity in order to support all artists to make the highest quality work. This summer, we will publish a major Dance Mapping study which highlights current achievements across dance and signals new opportunities for the development of the field.

Alistair Spalding says he must programme the best - and we would add that's because the best is what audiences deserve. Arts Council England is committed to working with all talented choreographers to deliver that."

A "Dance Mapping" study? Only an intellectually bankrupt organisation could come up with such a ridiculous thing and what does that have to do with Mr Spalding's sexist comments?

Where do we go from here? Hard to say but France is looking more attractive by the day!

Mr Spalding could not be reached for comment. He is apparently out of the country and the staff at Sadler's Wells, at the time of writing, have no idea where he is. If you see Mr Spalding the please let them know he's safe and well. Perhaps we should fit him with a GPS locator?

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  • Pina

    Mr Spalding should resign immediately he is truly ridiculous. As a hard working female choreographer I can’t help but notice my male counterparts being airlifted into stardom the moment they even contemplate becoming a Choreographer, whereas I have had to graft for many years just to even keep my foot in the door. There is certainly a lot of fast tracking that goes on in the Contemporary scene regarding men, the producers and directors look to them as the 'new hot thing'.

    Look at Siobhan Davis, Charlotte Vincent, Maresa von Stockert , Lea Anderson, Rosemary Butcher, Rosemary Lee, Aletta Collins even Jasmin Vardimon who is apparently resident artist at Saddlers; is he saying he couldn’t contemplate programming any of these incredible female choreographers?! Bizarre to say the least…

    Interesting that Dance Umbrella, mainly female run, always has a vast selection of varied work. Whereas at Saddlers the work is all the same; a particular type of charged male, athletic and flat choreography that we have all seen before... bored already.

    Wake up Contemporary dance scene to the injustice!

  • sabatini

    Oh, Article19. I am enjoying you more and more with each passing day. Thankee.

  • Well, it's not supposed to be in this section but lawyers will be lawyers.

    "Instantly lose the attention of the big players"? And who might they be exactly? Alistair Spalding, Janet Archer, Mark Baldwin, Wayne McGregor, Akram Khan, et al?

    At the core of this particular issue is a group of people pretending to know what they are doing, with regard to choosing good work over supposedly bad work when the truth is they are, excuse the language, just pissing into the wind.

    Nobody knows what's good and what's bad it's all subjective. Mr Spalding could have just said "I choose what I choose" but he put his foot in his mouth a let forth with the sexism.

    A real pro at work. In addition, have the courage to own your words, check the about page for our names, etc. As for that video, we think it's damn funny but hey, each to their own.
  • Nietzsche911

    Does anyone else think that Article 19's digs at the Arts Council (amongst others) are getting more and more idiotic by the day? Such a shame seeing the counter-cultural website it used to be turning into the drunk ranting and raving looney no one wants to talk to at a party. Guys, do yourselves and everyone in the dance community a favor by keeping your strong opinions (which everyone values you for, and rightly so) articulate, rather than trying to offend the audience.



    So Alastair Spalding and others have said vaguely offensive things about women in dance - so what? And Will Tucket's comment about children with kids struggling in dance? Do you know many young female choreographers with children thriving in dance? Of course not, because they have the presence of mind to put their children's interest before their career's! And if you REALLY feel the need to write about it, insults won't help your case in any way at all and you instantly lose the attention of the big players.



    Finally, if it's going to be derisive, at least make it funny. You've written some pretty funny articles in the past, I didn't find that one particularly witty or amusing. I think there was indeed a point to be made on all three of these ill-advised comments but that you missed it entirely.

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